In today’s episode of “Burn It With Fire,” a video of Tickle Me Elmo without his signature red fur has surfaced on the internet and it’s legitimately the work of Satan. A popular toy since its availability in 1996, it seems that Tyco Toys might in fact be in the business of possessing your children with the pure, unadulterated evil that’s been bred on the street of Sesame. Gander if you dare.

Typically adorable, the recently surfaced video reveals Tickle Me Elmo as a plastic, giggling piece of Hell’s nightmarish puzzle- and the world is a worse place because of it. Thanks a lot, Tyco Toys. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. It won’t be long before a massive army of giggling, miniature Elmo demons occupies the souls of every man, woman and child on this goddamn rock of a planet.

Take me away.

What do you think of this ungodly plastic creature? Will you be sleeping tonight? What’s the scariest toy you’ve ever owned? Share your story in the comments!

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